This is the sound of me swinging a longsword with improper edge alignment, resulting in a discontinuous sound. I created it by swinging a longsword while wearing stormtrooper …
July 6th, 2020
This is the sound of me hitting a hardwood pallet with a tomahawk.
Don't worry, the pallet was thrown out by lobstermen and stank of bait. I would …
July 6th, 2020
This is a recording of me horrifically abusing a Hanwei Tinker Pearce SH2394 Longsword as a vicious sacrifice to the audio engineering world.
Specifically, I used it to …
July 6th, 2020
This is an audio-only snuff film depicting the brutal homicide of a blister pack by a crazy woman with an axe.
In other words, I hit a blister …
July 6th, 2020
This is the sound of wood dragging along a rough surface.
Actually, it's the sound of a moving rough surface dragging along non-moving wood, but the sound is …
July 6th, 2020
This is a recording of me dropping a heavy socket on a table in such a way that it doesn't tumble.
July 6th, 2020
This is the sound of a piece of a wooden table hitting a different wooden table.
I originally tried to hit the table with itself but I failed …
July 6th, 2020
This is a recording of a small metal impact. And by 'small metal impact' I mean I recorded myself hitting the blade of an axe with a small …
July 6th, 2020
This is the sound of me loudly sipping my coffee into the microphone in a deliberately irritating manner.
The only possible reason I can fathom for anyone listening …
July 6th, 2020
I recorded myself hitting a plastic bin.
July 6th, 2020
This is the sound of a piece of a wooden table hitting a different wooden table.
You get what you pay for...
July 6th, 2020
This is the sound of a wooden table being viciously attacked by a crazy woman with a wrench.
[crazy woman not included]
July 6th, 2020
This is the sound of me setting a coffee mug down emphatically. Enjoy?
July 6th, 2020
This is the sound of me slamming a jug on a metal table. In my defense, it was a very rude jug.
July 6th, 2020
This is the sound of a small metal object falling over. And by 'small metal object falling over' I mean I dropped a screw in front of a …
July 6th, 2020
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